It's never a good sign when you go to Mass and...

...the cantor/music leader recently released an album entitled "Fully Exposed."
...the words of the Great Amen are interspersed with little tinkly piano riffs which build to a full-blown song in the "background" before Father's done.
...the Eucharistic Minister doesn't know what to do when you don't want to receive Communion in the hand.
...after Mass, "Fully Exposed" woman asks for volunteers to move the Altar and put the piano in its place in preparation for tomorrow night's concert in honor of the release of the former pastor's new book (it's not that I have a problem with the pastor writing a book or anything. It's the Altar moving that bugs me, especially when their piano is already in a prominent place).
...Father adds little phrases into the Eucharistic prayer. Nothing big enough to be a big deal, just stuff like "And then, we know that Jesus took the cup..."
...on the way home, you hear "Yahweh" by U2 on the radio, and it sounds more prayerful than anything you sang during Mass.