On the way home today, I heard another attempt at humor by Planned Parenthood. I didn't listen to the whole thing, as I had a set of innocent ears in the car, but what I did hear was an advertisement for "Affordable, woman-centered health care, someone to talk to, and name-brand birth control at half the price you can find it anywhere else." It ended with a slogan that, judging by the happy music and sound effects in the background, was supposed to be a hilarious punch line: "Planned Parenthood: Good for Women. Scary for Sperm." Yes, they've got another winner on their hands.