The blind leading the blind

Overheard between two teenaged soccer-campers near the Basilica:

"...And then you tell him all the stuff you did bad and he tells you some special prayer to say to make God forgive you."

"(girlish horrified squeal) And you have to look at him while you tell him everything?"

"(as if recounting a campfire horror story) Yes, you have to, or it doesn't count."